Robby: Bed, bed, go to bed, bed, bed!
Daniel: Now everybody sleep… Chris: Get in the bed, get in the bed. Did we make it? Did we all make it? Nathan & Daniel: Yep.
Chris: (sigh of relief) Chris: Why are you a sheep? Who is that? Who’s a sheep? Daniel: What the crap?
Chris: Robby, why are you a sheep? Robby: (bleats loudly) (silence)
Nathan: (inaudible) Daniel: Chris, I hate this. Why do I–Why am I always starving to death when we join, when I join, your game? Chris: How are you starving? It’s peaceful.
Nathan: Go ahead & kill yourself. Nathan: Go ahead & kill yourself. Daniel: Hey, good point Nathan. You know what? No one touch these. Robby: Alright, hold on. Chris, Chris. Film this. Film this. Daniel: Suck it.
Robby (quickly): Come to me, come to me
Daniel: Who touched them? Chris (honeyed): No one… Chris: So, uh, okay. This is a new game that I invented called Knock ‘Em Out. Woohoo. Yay! Chris: And I am here playing with xAlien7 who’s really upset Chris: Rockerzzoom (Xbox 360 notification sound) Chris: Okay
Daniel: Holy crap. Holy stinking crap.
Chris: (chuckles) Chris: Did you find them?
Robby: (inaudible) Daniel: I’m down here
Chris: How did you live? Daniel: I’m alive & I’m down here
Chris: How did you live? Chris (voice cracks): Oh God!! Daniel: Okay, now I (inaudible) my slimeballs.
Robby: No! That was from you, Nathan! Chris: That was very rude, Nathan.
Daniel (quietly): Where’s my slime balls? Chris: Very rude indeed! Very rude, very–ah! Robby: (laughs)
Chris: Hi. Daniel: Um… Chris: Okay! So this is a new game called Knock ‘Em Out. Uh, it is a giant iron donut in the sky surrounded by I guess it’s glazed by some, you know, raspberry-flavored fences, but pretty much here’s how the game is played In this chest over here is Knockback II swords and then some other crap that doesn’t really matter All that matters is the Knockback II. Uh, then you have a bunch of armor that’s going to protect you so that you don’t take that much damage from the hit The goal here is to knock your opponents out of the ring or into the little donut hole in the middle Daniel: Like that!
Chris: Yeah! Last one standing wins Chris: Alright, everyone grab your crap Daniel: Where’s our crap at?
Chris: Only grab one set Daniel: Only one set?
Chris (quietly): Yeah Nathan: Ready
Chris: 3, 2, 1. Knock ‘Em Out! Chris: And this is best 2 out of 3 or, uh, first one to–
Daniel: Why am being the I first one getting teamed up? Chris: First one to win three times Chris: Jeez, you go flying Daniel & Robby: Oh!
Robby: Nathan! Oh Nathan! D-Daniel, I mean Daniel: I’m still alive. You live from the fall with the armor Chris: You live from the fall?! Daniel: You get half a heart (chuckles) Chris: Oh my God! I got sent! (laughs) Holy crap! Oh wow, I only lost four hearts Daniel: Don’t even think about it.
Chris: (laughs) Jesus. Daniel: Oh yeah, it’s on peaceful.
Chris: Block attack! Robby: Boom!
Chris: I don’t think anyone’s ever going to die, Daniel Nathan: And this is why we’re recording
Daniel: How many hearts do you have? Chris: Um
Robby: No! Nathan: I win
Robby: I fell Chris: Alright, Nathan wins the first round. Woohoo! Alright, Nathan. Go ahead & hit that switch for me Daniel: Chris, I honestly don’t think you can waste the armor. Plus we had to kill ourselves to get back up, right? Oh, never mind Chris: Yeah
Robby: What? Oh! Daniel: No, you can’t ascend before me (laughs)
Chris: I was thinking of doing that to be honest Daniel: Chris, don’t even think about it.
Chris: What the?! How did you hit me?
Robby: (laughs) Chris: How are you able to hit me?
Robby: (continues to laugh) Chirs: How the hell were you able to hit me?
Robby: No, Daniel, Daniel, Daniel, Daniel! Chris: Get out of here Robby!
Robby: Daniel, noooooooooo! Daniel: Good job, Nathan. Good job! Chris: What the hell?! Oh, you suck so many–thank you. Okay, moving on to Game #2. So, right now, Nathan has 1. First one to 3 wins. Everyone kill Nathan. 3, 2, 1 Knock ‘Em Out! Chris: Oh jeez Robby Chris: God Robby: Nipples, nipples, pizza, pizza nipples, pizza nipples (inaudible noise) Chris: Get out of here, Mr. Daniel! Robby: I don’t (inaudible) Daniel: This is scary
Chris: This IS scary (Robby: Nathan!) Robby: (laughs)
Chris: As soon as you get hit once, you just go flying Robby: Not for me for some reason
Daniel: You really don’t know where you’re going
Chris: Oh my God! (chuckles) Daniel: Aw, ballsacks Robby: Oh, Daniel actually died
Chris: Robby, I’m pretty sure last time you were the one Chris (cont’d): who killed me so I’m going to try & kill you
Robby: (yelps) Noooooo! Chris: Yeah, nice, Nathan! Alright, me & you Daniel: (sings generic battle music)
Robby: Wait, no. Chris. Chris. I wasn’t (cuts out) Daniel: Cue the epic music! (increases tempo to previous song) Daniel: Wait. Star Wars music? Okay (sings an upbeat and rhythmic tune) Chris: Is that Star Wars music?
Daniel: (continues then stops) Yeah Chris: Okay. Alright Chris: Geez, Nathan. Can you just die for me? How come you’re not you’re not even even flying! Daniel: Chris, you’re gonna lose
Chris (child-like): Uh, no I’m not (repeats 4 more times) Nathan: This is taking too long.
Chris: (groans) Die. Chris: Yes!
Nathan: Oh no
Chris: (moans) Daniel: Alien!
Chris: My thumb hurts Nathan: I (inaudible)
Daniel: (laughs) Oh crap (pants) Daniel (deep voice): I’ll take you all on!
Chris: (laughs) Robby: (laughs) “I’ll take you all on”
Chris: Oh my God. Alright, hitting the switch Robby: Don’t you dare do it. No, Daniel, Daniel, Daniel, Daniel!
Daniel (hoarse): Soap, soap, what is water? Chris & Robby: (laughs)
Chris (confused): What? Chris (child voice): Come on, Nathan. Get your (louder) cute little tushy over here! Robby: (guffaws) Chris (normal): Alright, so me and Nathan: 1. Daniel & Robby: 0. Round 3 of Knock ‘Em Out. 3, 2, 1, go! Daniel (hoarse): Soap, soap, what is water?
Chris: What is that from? Robby: No, stop
Nathan: I almost died there Robby: (distressed noise) Chris: Hey, hey, hey!
Daniel: Get out of here! Chris: Oh God! How am I still alive?! (chuckles) I can’t believe I’m still alive now. Chris: Jesus Robby: Get Chris out! Chris & Nathan! Get Chris & Nathan out! Daniel: Oh, I’m gonna die. I’m gonna die
Chris: Daniel’s died– Daniel: Alright, everyone team up on Robby right now and then uh– Robby (shrill): WHY?! Chris: Daniel & Ro–Daniel’s died first every single time Chris: Robby, I see you crouching over there you stupid ballsack!
Robby: (laughs) Robby: (laughs)
Chris: Die Chris: Oh God!
Robby: Yeah!! Robby: (laughs)
Chris: Hi Daniel, what’s up? Daniel (hoarse): Soap, soap, what is water?
Chris: (laughs) What is that from? Robby: (laughs)
Daniel: Spongebob Chris: Well, I’ll get some cinematic views Daniel: Aw, you suck Chris: (sings fast-paced action music) Daniel: Is that Star Wars?
Chris: I don’t know. I was just making it up. I’ll just play actual real epic music. Go! Chris & Robby: Woah! Chris: Okay
Nathan: That will be some short music Chris: Yeah (proceeds to laugh with Robby) Chris: Yeah, I got the helmet. Here, just hand me the other crap.
Robby: Okay then Daniel: Um, here I’ll give you my extra crap too
Chris (sincere): Thank you, I love extra crap Daniel (hoarse): Soap, soap what is water? Nipples. Soap.
Robby: (clears throat) Chris: Alright Nathan: You hit him while I stayed on the ground so he just went flying back there
Robby: (quietly gasps) No! Nathan: And he just went flying to the ladders
Chris: (quietly chuckles) Chris: Cool
Robby: I’m such an idiot. No, I just fell again. Daniel, I hate you (Daniel laughs). I hate you so much Chris: Okay so what is it right now? Nathan has 2, I have 1, & then– Chris (strained): Oh, is Daniel going to make it? Oh, he was so close Robby: (laughs) Daniel: Dang it! There we go
Chris: Okay. So–
Robby: (continues laughing) Chris: Alright
Daniel: Hey, you wanna know what I just realized? Daniel: Last round was a repeat of the first round.
Chris & Robby: It was. It was. It was. Chris: Alright! Now Nathan has made it in the last 2 every single game Nathan: I have a feeling that everybody is going to gang up on me
Chris: Probably Daniel: No, I’m not like that, Nathan
Chris: I’m like that & Robby I don’t know what you are Chris: Alright! So, Nathan 2, Me 1, rest of you 0. Round 4 of Knock ‘Em Out. 3, 2, 1 Go! Daniel: Sacks!
Chris (strained): Balls! Chris (normal): Oh God, Oh God
Nathan: I fell Chris: Yay!
Robby (loudly) No!! Nathan: (inaudible) water
Chris: It’s the aliens! It’s the aliens! Chris: (moans) Oh man, you got me pinned. Oh, I knocked you back. Yeah! Nathan: The water is still here (Chris’s sword breaks) Chris: Oh what the heck?! Oh crap! Wait! Pause! I need a sword, I need a sword, I need a sword (Daniel & Chris chuckle) Chris: Okay, go! Chris: Oh jeez Chris: (grunts several times) Chris: Hey Daniel, how you doing?
Daniel: You’re being such a tryhard right now. Daniel: If anyone’s a tryhard on your first day across from you, you punch him square in the face Chris: (laughs) You punched the crap–(screams loudly) Chris: Nice
Robby: (laughs) Daniel: Alright man I’m trying to study
Chris: Okay Daniel: (scoffs) I can’t believe he’s actually trying. Look at this tryhard.
Nathan: (inaudible) Chris: Nice, Daniel won one. Woohoo!
Daniel: Oh yeah, I need to hit the switch or Chris you can fly up Daniel: That’s, no, hitting a switch is like a trophy
Chris: It is (chuckles) Daniel: Okay, you don’t touch the switch, I switch the touch …and if Chris is over there & I’m in the middle then that means Chris would be on my right & Nathan would be on my left. That’s backwards. It doesn’t work. Chris (silly): It’s not allowed Daniel: Get out of here!
Robby: (surprised noise) Daniel: Sorry Chris for my behavior. I just had to.
Nathan: My armor hasn’t even taken a bit of damage
Chris: It’s okay. You’re an alien. Daniel: (chuckles) “You’re an alien” Chris: Nathan has 2, me & Daniel have 1. Robby, you are (pauses) suckish & this is Round 5 of Knock ‘Em Out. 3, 2, 1, Go! Chris: So wait. Who has fallen in the hole so far? Chris: Jesus Daniel: Um I have every round except one
Chris: Jeez Robby you’re already dead Chris: But Daniel I’m helping you out brother! Come on! Onesies, onesies, onesies! Come on! Chris: OH!
Daniel: Okay, okay Chris: Came up from behind you! Ouch! Stop it!
Robby: (clears throat) Chris: Jesus! Nathan: Well, I almost fell Robby: Well, I already fell, Nathan
Chris: You fell a long time ago, Robby Robby: I know! I was about (Chris: Oh God!) to get Nathan & then all of a sudden Daniel over here (Daniel: Wow) & BLEEP me in my BLEEP Daniel: Chris, we just got TK’d. He literally hit you once.
Chris (softly): Jeez Daniel: You bounced backwards into the hole. I looked over for a second to see if he got you down & then he hit me once & I bounced right down in the hole. Chris: Nice Chris: Okay! So–
Daniel: We just got TK’d Chris: Nathan won. Nathan wins the first ever Knock Them Out. Woohoo!! Chris: Woo! Yay! Alright & uh–
Robby: Screw you guys Chris: As you guys know, our skins have been recreated into giant houses where we are all in a big circle around the Biome tree. Now, everytime we play a game: one of us is gonna win the legendary & honorable Golden Crown. This crown will be placed upon their head & they will be the winner Nathan: Uh, I think it’s too big
Chris: (laughs) Chris: (sings royal fanfare tune) So Nathan is the official first winner of all the games that we’re going to play Chris: He gets the crown
Nathan: It looks really good on me Chris: Good job. That is Minecraft Knock ‘Em Out. See you guys later! Bye.