Honest Trailers – The Wolf of Wall Street

From Martin Scorsese, the legendary director
of that movie starring Leonardo DiCaprio, that other movie starring Leonardo DiCaprio, and also these movies starring Leonardo DiCaprio Comes the Wolf of Wall Street
…starring Leonardo DiCaprio. Strap in for the last film you’d ever want
to watch with your grandparents… Featuring an average of 3.16 “f*cks” per
minute “F*cking 30,000 f*cking dollars!” “F*cking half-wit!” “Beni-f*cking-hana!” “Absolutely f*cking not!” “F*ckity f*ck f*ck!” But f*ck it: we can do better than that! Leonardo Di-f*cking-Caprio stars as a f*cking
hot young rich guy who hangs out on f*cking yachts and has sex with
f*cking models …basically Leonardo DiCaprio. Watch as he yells his way to an Oscar nomination And watch as the guy who stole Best Actor
stops by to pound his chest right in Leo’s f*cking face. F*ck you! Rejoice at the triumphant return of fat f*cking
Jonah Hill and recoil at the triumphant debut of his
fat f*cking penis. Thrill as he tries to shed his image as the
funny fat guy in comedies… by becoming the funny fat guy in a Scorsese movie. “You’re alright… we all love you…” “Shut the f*ck up!” Experience the film that critics f*cking slammed
for glorifying the lifestyle of a corrupt Wall Street stockbroker… Even though he’s a f*cking miserable wife
beating drug addict who loses his business, family, and fortune. They do make qualludes look f*cking awesome,
though! “Get off the phone!” “Hahaha!” “Jesus Christ, Jordan!” Witness Scorcese break out every Scorcese-ism
in the book, like a f*ck-ton of tracking shots f*ckin’ Voiceover “See that humongous estate down there? That’s
my house.” f*ckin’ freeze frames multiple f*ckin’ wives having a huge f*cking hard on for And an ambitious criminal main character with
a short temper whose pride is ultimately their downfall. “I ain’t goin’ nowhere!” So settle in for a movie that’s all about
f*cking excess, from the 3 hour run time To the f*ckin cursing “F*ck this, sh*t that, c*ck, c***, a**hole” To all the people in suits listening to Leo
talk To shots of those same people going f*cking nuts. Starring: Two-Time Oscar Nominee Jonah Hill F%*k Me How I Divorced Your Mother The director of Iron Man The director of Her The director of The Princess Bride Shane Coach Taylor Dallas Oscar Stealers Club The Artist Formerly Known as Relevant The real Jordan Belfort,
because that guy deserves a f*ckin break, right? F*ck. And Leonardo NoOscarO, which is crazy when you think about all the
other people who have Oscars, like Three Six Mafia Al Gore Cuba Gooding Jr Dean Pelton from Community Sookie Catwoman Marisa Tomei Cher Nic Cage Mo’nique American Idol Quarterfinalist Jennifer Hudson Katniss Roberto Benigni – TWICE! and the movie Crash The Wolf of F*cking Wall Street “Sell me this pen.” It’s the one Dicaprio used in Wolf of Wall
Street. Boom! F*ckin’ easy money right there. Be sure to subscribe for more Honest Trailers.

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  1. Meghan Ambrose

    This trailer is epic ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป

  2. Ronan O'Connor

    36 is the official f*ck count. The video is 4 minutes and 26 seconds long so that's 266 seconds. Divided by 36 = 7.39 f*cks per minute

  3. Billy Peterson

    The thing that sucks about this movie the most is, after all of the movies Martin Scorsese has directed, this film was so poorly edited it was almost like it was one of his first movies. I don't understand how that is.

  4. Robert Toni

    Haha hahaha, my f* god, how hilarious was that – one of the Best movies of 2010's and probably one of my movies in general ๐Ÿ˜‰ great Job ๐Ÿ˜

  5. Maddie vs The World

    Watched the movie with my dad and he loved it lol. He likes to put it every so often when he cooks or tries to fall asleep lol

  6. Madeline Harper

    I watched this Christmas day when it came out with my brother and my mother. I sat in between them. It was my brother's idea and I was so surprised my uber Catholic mom didn't get up and leave.

  7. Nova M.

    *This will be irrelevant for people unfamiliar with East African history but,

    Pause at 2:29 and look at name number 10. Kinda interesting to note that someone's actually called Kenyatta๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚…

  8. M Nikhil Bharath

    People complaining of leo not winning an Oscar for this should consider watching Dallas buyers club. Leo had the toughest competition that year

  9. Hendrik Burkantat

    You know what I dont get about american censorship, they say FUCK. Everybody knows it, you lost the game. Stop fucking beep its anoying as fuck

  10. polka_will_ never_die

    I watched this with my mom at the movie house. Although, I will say that it was better than the time I watched I Love You Phillip Morris with my mom at the movies.

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