If You Could Craft ANYTHING You Wanted – Minecraft Machinima


(Flute Music) (Drinking potion sound) Hey Jeb I’m scared that Minecraft will get boring So I added a new update! Something awesome! The new update is That you can craft every idea! Nice This might be my chance To finally fulfill my dream The one thing I always wanted added in Minecraft! (let me guess it’s toilets) Oh my goodness! (I already know what is at the next scene) Amazing [places toilet] Beautiful just beautifuuul!! (ew so disgusting) HAHAHAHAHAHA (>:V) [player hits another player many times] [other player sobs] [hit] Please stop What do you want from me?? What I want? I want you to do what I say!! Stand on one leg and jump Like a piggy Wut? You heard me right!!! Do it NOOOOOOW!! oink oink oink WAHAHAHAHAHAHA Please don’t kill me Put this on Please let me go after this I will, now do it!!! [puts on pig head outfit] oink oink oink oink oink HAHAHAHAHAHAHA This is too funny!! You’re a stupid little piggy! Can I go now? sure [hit 2 times] [died] HAHAHAHAHAHAHA What a noob! [respawn]

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  1. Beckett Lutton

    One reason why this update will never, ever, ever happen is:

    How would the computer know what you wanted?

    Let's assume that there are 99 different items in minecraft right now.

    To make this update, Notch would have to go through all the possibilities.

    There are 100 choices for what to put in each slot.

    So there would be 100^9 possible combinations.

    And 100^9 = 1,000,000,000,000,000,000. (one quintillion)

    So Notch would have to go through one quintillion possibilities. Imagine how long that would take.

    And as Notch adds more ideas, this number would get larger.

    And another reason why this number gets LARGER is because:

    Let's say that you crafted an even bigger crafting table, say one that had 16 slots.

    This number would grow to 100^16 = 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 which is a 1 followed by 32 zeros, or 100 nonillion.

    If you had a 25 slot crafting table this number would grow to 100^25 which is a one followed by 50 zeros.

    Here it is: 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

    It's called 100 quindecillion.

    In fact, if you could craft arbitrarily large crafting tables,

    This number would grow to infinity.

  2. Igor Roblox666

    If i had this then i would craft the 7 dragon balls and make a wish from shenron

    If i have used them already then i will just find them

  3. go ku

    7:56 he deserves it pros always annoy noobs so then a pro trying to take some of the noob and pros dont share noobs that what happens when a pro dont share a noob

  4. Michael Byers

    Idk how to make the onjects so heres some ideas for part 2 which is all based on real life stuff so lets start

    This part is based on star wars

    Darth Vader:OMG OMG WE CAN CRAFT ANY IDEA NOW SO IMA MAKE 2 ITEMS AND THE 1ST WOULD BAN EVERY JEDI AND PLAYING MINECRAFT IS THERE FAVE THING TO DO SO THEN THEY WILL CRY IN A CORNER FOREVER THE OTJER WULL MAKE THE SITHS RULE THE GALAXY

    (He gets his crafting table and crafts the items)
    Darth Vader:time to use them
    (He uses the banning item and heres whats happening)
    Rey:WHAT THE HECK IS THAT THING IT LOOKS LIKE ITS GONNA KILL US
    (Some random girl walks by)
    Obi-wan:WATCH OUT
    (The thing bans rey and obi wan but not the girl here is there rey and obi-wan and the other jedis screens)

    Your banned from minecraft
    Reason:sombody crafted an item to do this what will you do

    Deal with it 👉cry in corner forever
    (Then theres a imahe of the sith lords dancing to megalovania in the castle in the middle of the galaxy)
    Here is the next part based on pretty little pshycho by hollpiglet (icluding the part 2)

    Erica:its been awhile since i was vetrayed by zoe but i an back for revenge and since we can craft any idea ill craft a item that will give me every hack

    (She crafts the item)
    Erica:now to destroy zoes house until she gives up
    (Erica finds zoes house)
    Zoe:*leaves house* time to go mining
    (Erica destroys the house here is whats happening 10 days after)
    Zoe:I CANT BELIVE IT.I TRIED EVERY HOUSE HIDING TRICK ON GOLDEN APPELS CHANNEL BUT STILL IT GETS DESTROYED
    Erica:now for my disguise hack
    (Erica disguised as zoe and took zoes phone and texted zoes boyfriend jake to meet her at a diner in an hour so heres what happens when he gets there)
    Jake:why did you want me here
    (Erica grabs dimound sword and kills jake and heres what happens next day)
    Jake:zoe since you just killed me were over its done its over were done
    Jake:erica im sorry about zoe wanna be my girlfriend
    Erica:sure
    (They kiss)

    This part is based on splatoon
    Octavio:i guess we can create any idea so ima create a zapfish hooker to steal the great zapfish and ill make another idea that will keep making fake copys of the great zapfish
    (Octavio crafts ideas and the agents are dancing to darude-sandstorm and the hooker steals the great zapfish and heres what happens)
    The splatoon manga skyroad agents,agent 3 and 4,agent 8 and 7 and the squid sisters and off the hook:WHAT JUST HAPPENED
    (They scatter to find the zapfish and they all find a fake ver of it)
    Octavio:so yeah octolings ill show you the real great zapfish
    (Octavio leads them to the basement where the real great zapfish is)
    The octolings:YAYA REVENGE AT LAST
    (Then they are dancing to we are number one from lazy town)

    U can make the other things based on real series

  5. Tajwar Arshan to

    The Fisherman3458 Died cuz he has nothing but a fishing rox? That noob dude, With to many diamonds was RICH they make armor thats why he don't die first ●_●○

  6. Sadiya Qavi

    I think this update is 1.26.5 if you know unlike my comment.😦😦😦 if you don't know like my comment.☺☺
    Plz 👍500tillion

  7. Alicia Huynh

    2:57–3:05
    The lesson: never cyberbully anyone online in Minecraft as goes same to YouTube, Roblox and etc

    Because it can hurt player’s feelings, make them ragequit, sometimes likely to play games something else and made them not to play Minecraft server because they hate being banned or just be killed for dumb reasons like being a noob. I got bullied by a player in Survival Bomb Survival luckily I didn’t play it anymore because I started to play Zombie Attack on Roblox but continually got bullied again by some of players who play as different zombies.

    You know AntiRex300 has bully everyone except me

  8. Guojian He

    I know the swapper that change something into a diamond or emarald that special thing l never seen for 12 years!
    I can't believe that swapper is crazy -_-

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