The X File Movie (First Season)

Looked in a mirror lately and seems like your
back in grade school? Have to admit it wouldn’t be bad and might
even in ways be cool. I don’t think I want to digress that far. It’s taken a long time to get old and mean. I’d have to go back to my youth when life
was simple, fun and I stayed clean. I’ve seen some super stupid shit in my day
but nothing like this! Seems to be a major identity crisis here I
can not easily dismiss. Anyone who could stand ninety minutes of this
should go to my YouTube channel. Took a long time to put together. Makes sense that I am reluctant to just dismantle. Everyone wants movies these days. We all make movies in different ways. Go out to the International Space Station
and point a camera at earth. We are all in that one though it’s difficult
to see individuals giving birth. No one knows how long technology will last
to watch it or what it’s worth. Similarities between myself and Beavis are
coincidental. In behavior we have a thing in common that
is mental. Friends like Butthead sold me pot back in
the sixties. We would trade cans of dynamite weed at fixed
fees. It’s just too bad there is not any more. Now it’s so expensive we can’t afford. The story is true, only Face has changed,
to protect the innocent. Just an overlay done with a paint program,
nothing magnificent. The point of interest is one of them is not
alive and I’m interested in how she died. Her name was Jean, old High School sweetheart. I don’t think her death was suicide. Turn your heads coppers. All what glitters, ain’t gold! He looks like some con artist to me so don’t
be sold. Oh, I would be happy to take your money but
who wouldn’t be. You’re only a fool and darn it, you were
right, the trick was on me. Police should show up at any minute. I can not wait to see. The consummate canvas. I’m willing to trade it for the right kind
of dog food. They are better than us. Know but don’t tell, those mutts are awfully
shrewd. Speak of a priceless art treasure. This belongs in The Getty Museum. An entire family of dogs playing poker where
people will pay to see them. Signed where her manager happened to be a
sit-in. All of it was impromptu, prose from what became
written. It is right there under your nose! Her name was Jones I suppose? I am just David. They are interrelated. Women hurry to have children some waited. I have no doubt however that we are related. Why any ambitious man could become a cheetah. So I’m a little worried here. We were happier as stouthearted men. Now it’s a chick or a cat. That’s a career? She is a model and he works for some cheesy
snack food company. Why there’s no comparison. Who even works? None that I know, not hardly any. Patricia Anne Van Duyne aka Norah Jones performed
in the early nineties. More so than money people seek recognition
and praise pray define these. Like patents on medicine stage performance
copyright by individuals expire. So it is a matter by people interested only
in the money as to who they hire. Contact lens and a wig. It is Patricia Anne Van Duyne aka Norah Jones. Who came before her a real one? One couldn’t imagine what it intones. There have been many practiced actors playing
that part under her stage name. Eliza Doolittle as example, in My Fair Lady,
open your phone book who’s to blame? Now this short graphics interchange format
clip makes a statement. I am not sure but it certainly contains a
message film entertainment. It has to do with cheetahs and gold. Good, bad and ugly, the movie’s old. What’s Alexander have to do with Boy George? Taking over the world. You’re really bored. Send pizza now (no roadrunner feathers) lots
of toppings! Confound it all I have to be careful of those
cliff droppings. All I can see is my next meal going round
and round. I would like roadrunner in it or anything
nutritious you found. I am thinking of another bird trap that would
really astound. Towelie earned his stripes. I don’t know how but yipes. All he does is get high and gripes. It had become specific to an accomplishment
of all our missions. Military supply trains were useless, soldiers
helpless without him. Imagine going to war without a towel. May as well forget the ammunition. Send pizza, now! Been chasing Roadrunner and got nothing but
feathers. Acme Products no help, nothing it sent works. I have quit my endeavors. Screw it, I’ll get pizza instead of rocket
shoes. I need a new plan. One any coyote could not confuse. It will come to me. The new plan I have yet to choose. It’s only a matter of time till Facebook
bans me again. Were it a person without clothes there’d
be trouble then. Identity theft is a major issue look where
they begin. I like being keen on legality having been
taken advantage of. When it comes to being pushed it’s not long
till I start to shove. Cause I can go shopping that’s a thing! A new breakfast cereal that has a meaning. People would buy it just for the box it’s
in. A hologram cost more than cereal by him. So sue me, fact is the whole thing’s empty. Still you remembered the scene, tempt me. Marshmallow Brandflakes what could it be? Do you hear something? There is certainly a buzzing. Don’t know what it could be. What were we discussing? It keeps going around and around in my head. I’m always worried about work and having
no bread. The world is out there. My aim is to find it. Do not confuse me now this may take a little
bit. Do you have any idea what cereal costs these
days, a box of the stuff? I think the guy’s freaked out because his
wife has become unreasonably tough. Sent him out for dinner and he comes back
with a new, younger girlfriend. It’s not surprising because all those millions
of dollars were made by him. I am your father’s spirit, Kermit. Doomed to wander the night. For the day to fast in fires for the foul
crimes of your spent delight spin then swim away. But that I am forbid To tell or write the
secrets of my prison house, I could a tale unfold whose lightest word would harrow up
thy very soul. I had always known what it is to be just plain
stupid. Before the U.S. Army’s effect on my mind
diluted. Just act dumb and follow your orders to the
letter. Think of things as a joke and you will feel
better. Even when it is cold and your feet hurt. You grow tired carrying a gun sitting in dirt. Let’s face it you’re just another blockhead. What goes around comes around you said. Nice that you are in an undulating thought
pattern at least. Keep it under control. Do not let your rash temper release. It was great to be healthy, young and in shape. Enjoying total freedom with nothing to escape. Big Dave to Papa Smurf, we’re not getting
younger. We worry about our clan so Smurfs will not
hunger. There is a responsibility that goes with being
an elder. We see to it that everyone is happy, fed and
have shelter. Sometimes I even try to play matchmaker. Not my responsibility it’s up to nature. Before and after plastic surgery a little
make up. You too can become a fashion plate loving
cup. Enough hair dye and you’re forever blonde. Not a single dark hair, they’re totally
gone. You’ll stay that way before long. I would take the girl that’s true blue. Smurfette first then turned into you. Live fast play hard die young. So get your rush on. Go out in front of a crowd for adrenalin to
sing a song. Before long the performance is over and audience
gone. Emotion is a lie that can deceive you and
lead you to a tragic destiny. You never want it to stop wishing to go on
forever like ecstasy. David Thomas Kemmerly, Mary Moore Jackson
and Tyra Banks. Changing your name is easy. Changing your DNA is not thanks. It was quite all I could take just standing
there in ranks. Frankly dear I don’t give a damn Rhett Butler
said honey. I would not take bets on one or the other
for love or money. It’s one way to see the world. Beats walking and it ain’t infantry. Dumbass Tanker (DAT’s) what the military called
us in any country. Spent about ten years on three continents
in one of these. Ain’t a Cadillac but it’s wheels. GRUNTS (the infantry) best keep out of the
way and watch their perimetry. The rule of thumb for any DAT. Dumbass Tankers reason that. When in doubt, blow it up fearless leader. Do not confuse writing no one’s a reader. Close your eyes pull the trigger. You’d be dead in time to figure. Boom a round is off and the target’s gone. Ain’t funny do not try and make it a song. I see one Dumbass Tanker here and another
one who stole a recovery vehicle. Big name actors that made epic movies whose
characters were powerfully strategical. None have anything to due with me except affiliation
with military. Everyone’s an actor in their own right,
most of us short of visionary. I’m gonna hippity hop over there and step
on you dumb skinny toad. Kermit, what kind of name is that for a puppet
that’s always showed. Strangle you with shoe string flush you down
a commode. Butthead come over here and get me a baseball
bat. We’ll have a pitch the frog and watch it
splat practice. Choked Kermit with a shoe string and flushed
him down the toilet. Just sitting there and watching it seems rather
gruesome, enjoy what. Hell He did a lot to contribute to our society. It gave the plumbers a job. Well it’s another task to Roto Rooter for
get rid of one more slimy green glob. Nothing gets it like pitch the frog when you’re
bored and got no baseball. American as it gets, what kids learn in school
comedy will then efface all. You could waste time studying but it doesn’t
help when your brain’s small. Think you might have enough brains to be a
grunt? It’s infantry, go AWOL. You just need another beer. Sit tight, it will be right here. Slide it down right in front of you. Cash your nice new paycheck too. Then you’ll be wanting about four more. A shot of bourbon, one of rye sleep on the
floor. It’s what all my customers do. Not the fact that I’m working I’d follow
you. Having never attended driving school neglecting
to keep paws at ten and two. It was like any other day headed down the
freeway to the airport in the tunnel through. It was the bitch in the rear view mirror leaning
on her horn. What the hell, and flashing those headlights,
who’s she trying to warn. Commander Dog became licenced to fly the Space
Shuttle. Logic, instinct and intuition, it was subject
to NASA rebuttal. He did fly, circling the globe, returning
to earth. Proving dogs are smarter than people. Returned with a bone. The object of the mission and displayed his
use in its retrieval. Something sinister lurks behind each underdog
hoping to eventually become another old senior. Listen to every whimpering pup and you’ll
remain nothing more than a dawdling, feeble dreamer. Grab him by his scrawny tail and pull him
out of the sky. Young good hearted champion, whenever he passes
by. Seek to become a champion of the common man
with a heart that’s pure. You need not be rich or famous but in your
means and methods be sure. There’s a lifetime partner for you if the
hardships you can ultimately endure. Think of your alter ego. Work for a living. Let your heart be an entrepreneur. Some lifetime partnerships last a long time,
are enduring, others never last. Here is an interesting one. Began when she was ten or so way in the past. Her name’s Patty. She’s the one. Started something couldn’t be undone. Besides an artistic style, Norah Jones was
one. It also included my son. It’s earth you bunhead, get it right where
we are. Because it’s a hell of a long way to another
star. That life arose anywhere else could be a likelihood. But let’s face it. It sure ain’t anywhere near our neighborhood. So the chances of getting here to there in
one lifetime are not very good. Hello from Mister Spacey. His mind is in outer space and focused rarely
here on earth. There’s nothing to be done about it. Like Elvis, Prince or Michael Jackson it ain’t
bout what we’re worth. No, man, it’s about girls to do our bidding. Of course we’re all one big family who are
we kidding. Hi tech, low tech, no tech, ideology wins
conflicts, not a better stick. Low tech perseverance will wear patience of
any seeking swift justice. If you feel you’re right, stick with it. In the universe there’s nothing but time. What you are hurrying toward might be you
own demise in any long climb. Hate to say it but democracy doesn’t always,
in each and every case, win. Survival of the fittest doesn’t always get
it. It’s what fits environments it’s in. Not involving natural selection because birds
and bees do not vote. Think more about the weather, atmosphere and
our vegetation denote. Wouldn’t you know, God’s been goofing
oh. I think he came in a singularity. He’s not a goof, yes he created those, everything
else we happen to know. He made a lot of stone too. So if you’re feeling particularly smashed
up, maybe you fell into a black hole which lead to a different universe chump. You are not to sit before me and my angels
consuming your unholy nachos. Without my blessing, Butthead and yourself
will not join my muchachos. You will gnash your teeth then hurle wail
and moan with queasy indigestion. Because you acted rashly, doing some of the
stupidest things in question. Oh Gawd, it is dull writing again, home movies
and what a waste of time. As if I had anything better to do the remainder
of my life but blow my mind. It’s like British humor, Monty Python’s
Flying Circus show was soaring! Counting individual frames and imagining what
to say gets very boring. Cat I somehow feel deceived from what we perceived
and even believed. Crap it isn’t that I am special or that
there’s anything I have really achieved. Lies we were told. Left to watch over and took it you were our
leader. We should justifiably have gotten prizes instead
mom wouldn’t feed her! In the end Kermit the frog, Beavis and Butthead
all got what was due them. A girl, tired of their antics, decided guys
were the same and got rid of him. Beavis in particular was a male that due to
conceded ways deserved to die. Most useless duo in media there was no reason
for creating them, why? Kermit’s in heaven, Beavis and Butthead
are in hell. Figure lives they dwell. Hit the toad with a bat and watch it to splat. That’s too malicious to impel. Beavis stepped on the poor frog and ground
him into the dirt with his heel. Guess what, there’s a Karma and a wheel
so you know how it may feel. God ain’t always a man he’s a woman too. Jesus and Mary made me and you. So when you see them coming in a cloud counting
the good and taboo don’t think a man. It may be a lady too. A human we imbody as our creator. They don’t always get along either. Like any couple, we pray to a holy vindicator. Beavis tried but there were a lot of tadpoles
in the race. Not being the fastest swimmer and a lot of
ladies looking to punch his ugly face. There’s not much chance for a guy like that. Who needs a dead beat to multiply. Give me that gun and plenty of ammunition,
let me go out and give it a try. Fond memories of far away places I was stationed
in the Army. If you want to get down and dirty it’s a toure
of duty don’t disarm me. The North’s very hostile so we were always
on alert, weapons loaded. I worried more about our own stuff when someone
stepped in front of me or something exploded. Slugging it out as a Dumbass Tanker over in
Europe back in the eighties. Rather than tear up property or autobahn we’d
move tanks by train with less ease. Cold in winter pray the heater don’t break
down and freeze. Nice modern cities with plenty to see and
do. On leave we would enjoy the gaieties. Oh why bother? You know we can just eat salad with our fingers. The war, terrible places I’d been and death
of our great thinkers. I only want to draw like that. Most of the time I have trouble just finding
my hat. It’s why I don’t go out anymore. The world’s scary. I won’t sit where someone sat. Think of another place to go. Shuffle someplace like Buffalo. Glancing around it looks more like Frankfurt
Main. The Nuremberg station I know. Well that’d be a great journey from Southern
California. There it gets cold in winter. Slide through and don’t worry about silverware,
you’re salad fingers. Survival dog, stick and pocket knife in cliff
dwellings of Durango. I was on leave from Fort Benning Georgia,
fishing, was how that goes. Living out in the Rocky Mountains is a trip. Extreme climate changes year round. I get complacent living by the warm sea. Best friend man can have is a hound. Seventy five went to South Korea in the United
States Army Second Infantry Division from Carson Colorado. Weather wouldn’t harm me. One cold son of a bitch. A shocker compared to Southern California. You could die from frostbite and hypothermia. Living outdoors there takes training I’ll
warn ya. There’s thought one time of forming some
kind of militia to defend the living room. After all, it’s a lot of work cleaning up
after people who mess the place up with a broom. All it would take is some new rifles and our
herd. Supreme ruler’s be a toss up between granny
and fearless leader I heard. The boundaries of stupidity are completely
endless and often contagious. End it before it begins. For your good and the good of others it’s
advantageous. Should a disease like Mister Beavis spread
throughout the free world. A hard core communist takeover of the west
could quickly become unfurled. This story began as a hardened, more accurately,
dumbass tanker. Yes sir, no sir, is really all you have to
know. Where you are and where did that last round
go? We’ll find it. Oh, you may have killed a colonel. I swear to God that one was a chicken. He wound up Kentucky fried for the same reason. So who killed Sanderson? Anyone care to fill that in? And no it’s hearsay, it wasn’t me or him. Only I certainly knew the person’s father. Related to my son by blood. Rumored a murder most foul. By friendlies too and that’s why I hate
armed forces. Women too and why things wind up in divorces. Space would be nice. Since I spend half my time there anyway. Staring out into to The Milky Way thinking
of something creative to say. Most people don’t talk to me anymore except
to order me around and I don’t listen. If I had a boss and you were it, I might give
you your due attention. Nineteen seventy five, seventy six in South
Korea with the Second D. We were stationed in air defence artillery. My sweetheart was Young Su Chi. It may not be an exact match some eggs are
hard to hatch. It’s from my memory. Last time I saw her was Bank of America she
didn’t stay to talk of treasury. Saucer guy’s with it, floating on his plate,
don’t get in his way. Looks like some kind of a vaporizing weapon
he’s got, a death ray. Well it’s just funny I don’t believe in
spacemen or ghosts floating round on air. Bet I could knock him down with rocks and
a leather sling where he’s sitting there. In nineteen eighty two and three I once again
repatriated myself with Second D. This time in tanks at Camp Gary Owen outside
Yongjugol South Korea you see. Seems I couldn’t get enough of the ladies. Yim Su Cha, head Mama San. You get tired of sleeping with your buddies,
on a bunk bed, with a man. Abductions in hyperspace are on the rise. By my count there’ve been dozens and could
be more. At my age it would be a surprise. So who’s counting. Try your living children and their offspring. It’d have some relevance. It’s life or death then, survival doesn’t
always have to do with intelligence. Saturn Three is far from Germany. Why would Farrah say her name is Donna? Law is a bit different there. I am not saying it isn’t fair. Do what you are gonna. Someone’s always going to intervene, tell
you what is right or unholy. Importance is in deciding whose side you are
on, righteous to lowly. A small military compound surrounded by guarded
wire fences. Part of Second Infantry Division, I remember
as nineteen seventy five commences. The Korean Augmentation to the United States
Army (KATUSA) were part of its defenses. We charged it Forty-Third Mobile Army Surgical
Hospital Unit expenses. Lost in action on life’s lonely highway. Close as I can tell it was accidental. I am not one to be accusational. Left her by the roadside unsentimental. Pulling back to the highway she was alive. I thought to turn back. She was with another guy. Is that’s not heartbreak? I’ve known quite a few, why? Like gentlemen, ladies come in varying shades
of gray you might say. Talking black and white, day or night, more
like dusk to dawn they lay. Many different languages but all have the
same pretty, encouraging smiles. It’s what spurs me on in any country whether
I’m chasing or being pursued the miles. Struggle for resources. Desire to reproduce. The capacity availability. Why continue? Everything living’s destined to die, it’s
futility. Existence might be happier as some long lasting
energy, fusion like the sun. It doesn’t go on forever, it runs out of
fuel. Then like living, the fun is done. Eyewitness and hearsay, gossip and rumor is
what propaganda does to media. News secondhand that has a sponsor is used
to induce focus schizophrenia. It’s main objective is still advertising
and channel ratings. So any alarmist’s story should be taken
in context with the full universe’s weightings. It is good to be lucky, better to be exact. When luck comes you’re ready. That’s what Earnest Hemingway said, word that
effectively steady. The meaning that good fortune at the wrong
time goes to no effective purpose. While when it comes at just the right time
it can be used to better serve us. Talk of phonies. Screwball Squirrel’s one, Deputy Dog and
Top Cat. A real sheriff deputy standing in front of
me? Well I’d not be wanted for that. Me, my brothers and sisters be mesmerised
and fight over our only bike. We were like, not quite in school. Had nice friends, ran over em with a trike. It ain’t nam it’s Fort Benning. It’s training, not combat, a good simulation. Not fun and games but a lot of hard work. It goes into any military operation. When people die the causes come under close
scrutiny as to responsibility. Determinations of punishment and reward justify
individuals ability. What spurs effort is determined desire to
better adversaries. Us against them, team effort. Species or nation, soccer or football, it
varies. The workout helps your cardiovascular system,
nonetheless, keep it up! In the end just relax and take a breather. Overall your metabolism is less corrupt. Go ahead gopher it. Vincent Van Gopher it! He’s locked in Deputy Dawg’s jail. Another cartoon phoney. Painting on the sidewalk. No one to post his bail. Law enforcement as The Andy Griffith Show. He’s a regular Huckleberry Hound. Not the same color but by comparable lawyer
and court system bound. While it’s possible to alter biology, breed
life for desired modification. There’s not a lot to be done to control
our total environment situation. The weather and atmosphere are set in place
by forces of solar creation. The system we live in is stardust not subject
to man’s transformation. Wouldn’t you know, about every sixty five
million years a mass extinction. Earth is due for one. Their cause isn’t clear. It lacks distinction. Random toss of the dice till our number’s
up and a big rock hits us? There’s a lot of space debris left over
from the formation of the planets to discuss. Sometimes the instability of cores sets forth
tectonics on a spheres surface. Could be the Sun fusing its hydrogen or earth’s
mantle making us nervous. In either case what is below can cause a lot
of turmoil above. It is difficult to image what’s below or
in the earth and sun’s center thereof. Recognition what could have or should have
happened is completely clear. What one views in retrospect is in focus. Looking into the future it isn’t near. Think you got it right after all this time,
it happened before, then guess what. You’re not near. The factors changed still you believed your
gut. Law enforcement to worry about behind bars. Otis might never get out. There isn’t any reason to get out except
to find a drink and end his drought. He’s better off locked up. Leave him there. Who wants to feed him? It’s discorrigible the way people treat
themselves. And what’s it cost another limb? Gamma ray bursts the brightest electromagnetic
blasts known to occur. In the Universe from where collapsed massive
stars were. Or from the collision of two neutron stars,
it could be life threatening to earth. It’s thought hundreds of millions of years
ago it may have happened, for what it’s worth. We shouldn’t worry about the end of the
world and men from outer space. Could be all in our mind, imagined nightmares
that aren’t there in the first place. Close our eyes it’ll go away. I opened mine and it was still there. Daffy and Marvin, he really is a man from
Mars perhaps we should prepare. Why do men engage in dog fights? It’s to determine the pack leader, alpha
male. One through whom genetic material will flow
and course of history tip the scale. Not really, we’re just bored and looking
for something to do. And if you’re out shooting at my buddies,
well I’m going to shoot at you! Some people care only about how things look. I’m concerned how they work. Good looking or ugly everything serves a purpose. Handsome doesn’t hurt. But does it actually accomplish its intention? I’d put more weight on functional. Breaking down anyplace, pretty or not, you
are still a working couple. Mustang was a fun car. Exciting machine to operate, quite a thrill. Average, more or less, in maintenance cost. There were a lot of variations to fit all
driving skills. Henry died after World War Two and saw his
work go into war effort. So, in many ways, he helped win and saw less
people hurt. Take life seriously, stay alive. Enjoy its better part over all. It’s not heaven. We are part of the heavens, our visible universe
recall. It seems to stretch back over billions of
years to a single point of origin. How and why it began isn’t sure. It doesn’t have an explanation. It’s a definition. Take the formula for rabbit times Fudd. Grand unified screwey dudd. Long as television ratings high an it sells
soap your sponsored give a crudd. So go for it Elmer, bang Bugs another hole
somewhere it’d make me laugh. Miserable old cartoon shows I was forced to
watch as a kid, things of my past.

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