Web Videos Live! A Jump Rope Champ


– I JUST SHOWED YOU
SOME FUNNY WEBSITES, AND NOW I’M GONNA SHOW YOU
SOME FUNNY WEB VIDEOS. AND THIS ONE IS– YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES
CATS DON’T GET ALONG, AND THAT’S UNDERSTANDABLE. IT’S NOT LIKE
THEY DON’T GET ALONG. ONE IS JUST PUSHIER
THAN THE OTHER. THEY’RE–WE’LL SHOW THE VIDEO, AND I’LL TALK YOU THROUGH IT. THERE’S TWO CATS TRYING
TO EAT, AND THAT ONE THAT’S– NOPE.
I’M GONNA HAVE THIS ONE. NO, NO,
I HAVE THIS ONE. LOOK HOW PATIENT
THE OTHER ONE IS TOO. IT’S NOT LIKE THEY’RE FIGHTING,
JUST… NOPE, I’M GONNA HAVE
THAT ONE. CAN’T HAVE, WELL,
THEN I’LL HAVE THIS ONE, THEN. NOPE, UH-UH.
NO. I WANT THAT ONE. THERE’S THREE BOWLS
OUT THERE. THAT IS SO GREEDY. HERE’S A SOCCER FAN THAT
DOESN’T SEEM REALLY HELPFUL. OH, NO. OH, OH. WELL… NOPE. [cheers and applause] REALLY? GOD. [chuckles] ALL RIGHT, THIS IS A VIDEO– THIS IS THE CUTEST– ONE OF THE CUTEST THINGS
I’VE EVER SEEN. IT’S A VIDEO OF A CAT
AND A SQUIRREL PLAYING. LOOK. SHE’S NOT EVEN WORRIED
ABOUT THE SQUIRREL. – I’M NOT WORRIED
ABOUT THE DAMN SQUIRREL. I WANT HIM TO SCARE IT AWAY. – OH. IT LOOKS LIKE THE SAME CAT THAT WAS TRYING TO GET
ALL THE FOOD TOO. LOOK HOW–
THAT’S SO AMAZING TO SEE THOSE TWO GET ALONG. [applause] SEE, YOU SEE THINGS LIKE,
AND YOU THINK, WHY CAN’T WE ALL GET ALONG? THAT’S JUST SWEET. THIS IS A VIDEO OF AN AMAZING,
AMAZING JUMP ROPER. THAT’S AMAZING,
RIGHT? [cheers and applause] WELL… I SAW THAT,
AND I SAID, “WELL, I WOULD LIKE
TO MEET HER,” SO FROM PARKERSBURG,
WEST VIRGINIA, PLEASE WELCOME TORI BOGGS,
EVERYBODY. [cheers and applause] – HEY!
– HI, TORI! – HOW ARE YOU? – HOW ARE YOU? – I’M GOOD.
HOW ARE YOU? – I’M FANTASTIC. I MEAN… WELL, YOU’RE THE WORLD JUMP ROPE
CHAMPION, AREN’T YOU? – YES, I AM. – THE WORLD CHAMPION. THAT’S PRETTY IMPRESSIVE. HOW LONG HAVE YOU
BEEN JUMPING ROPE? – I SAW JUMP ROPE
WHEN I WAS FIVE YEARS OLD, AND I ABSOLUTELY GOT HOOKED
ON IT. I LOVE THE SPORT SO MUCH.
I HAVE SUCH A PASSION. – BUT WHEN YOU SAW IT, SO YOU DIDN’T JUST SEEN SOMEONE
JUMPING ROPE. YOU SAW SOMEONE DID– – YEAH, I SAW
A TEAM PERFORMANCE. – A TEAM.
– YEAH. – ‘CAUSE IT REALLY IS THE BEST
EXERCISE THAT YOU CAN DO, RIGHT? – 10 MINUTES OF JUMP ROPE
EQUALS 30 MINUTES OF RUNNING. – I KNOW.
THAT’S WHAT I’VE HEARD. I CAN’T MAKE IT TWO MINUTES. THAT’S WHAT I CAN DO, IS, LIKE,
TWO MINUTES OF JUMP ROPING. AND I CAN CROSS SOMETIMES. – THAT’S AWESOME.
THAT’S HARD. – THAT’S THE ONLY FANCY THING
I CAN DO. AND YOU’RE GONNA DO
SOME TRICKS FOR US RIGHT NOW. – SOUNDS GOOD.
– ‘CAUSE YOU’RE IN SCHOOL. WHAT GRADE ARE YOU IN? – YEAH, I GO
TO OHIO STATE UNIVERSITY. I’M A SECOND-YEAR.
[cheers and applause] YES. – OHIO.
– YEAH, O-H! I’M STUDYING INDUSTRIAL DESIGN
AND PRE-MEDICINE WITH– YOU KNOW, I WANT TO BE ABLE
TO GO TO MED SCHOOL, BUT WHAT I REALLY WANT
TO DO IS BE A PERFORMER. AND I WANT TO DO A TOUR
FOR CIRQUE DU SOLEIL, BUT I WANT TO BE A PERFORMER. – WOW. WELL, IT SEEMS LIKE YOU
COULD DO ANYTHING YOU WANT. YOU SEEM LIKE YOU
CAN PUT YOUR MIND TO THINGS AND ACHIEVE THEM. SO, ALL RIGHT,
LET’S TAKE A LOOK AT WHAT YOU’RE DOING. [cheers and applause] [rhythmic clapping] WHOO! [cheers and applause] AMAZING. – THANK YOU, ELLEN. – AMAZING.
WOW, TORI. I KNOW. REALLY IMPRESSIVE. ALL RIGHT. WELL, WE GOT YOU
A LITTLE GIFT BECAUSE YOU’RE IN PRE-MED, SO WE WANT YOU TO STILL
KEEP JUMPING ROPE BUT WE WANT YOU
TO JUMP ROPE WITH THIS. – OH, MY GOD. – ALL RIGHT? – I LOVE IT.
OKAY. – YEAH, YEAH. YOU’LL BE ABLE
TO DO. HOW AM I DOING?
OKAY? – YEAH.
– ALL RIGHT, I’M HERE. – LEFT SIDE.
WRONG SIDE, OH, MY GOSH. – YEAH, WRONG SIDE.
YOU’RE NOT DOING SO WELL. STICK WITH THE JUMP ROPING. – SOUNDS GOOD. – AND I HEARD YOU DON’T HAVE
A TV TO WATCH MY SHOW ON, AND THAT’S UNACCEPTABLE, SO WE’RE GONNA GIVE YOU A BRAND-NEW 50″
INSIGNIA TELEVISION. [cheers and applause] – OH, MY GOSH.
THANK YOU SO MUCH. OH, THANK YOU. – THANKS FOR BEING HERE.
– OH, MY GOSH. – AMAZING, AMAZING. WE’LL BE BACK
WITH JOEL MCHALE AFTER THIS. [cheers and applause]

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