Why Does Everyone Keep Saying Mexico Will Pay for the Wall??


LET’S GET RIGHT INTO IT, T
THE GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN OVER PRESIDENT TRUMP’S BORDER WALL
CONTINUES, SEEMINGLY WITH NO END IN SIGHT. YESTERDAY, DONALD TRUMP MET WITH
DEMOCRATS TO NEGOTIATE TERMS TO END THE SHUTDOWN, BUT REPORTEDLY
STORMED OUT OF THE MEETING, SLAMMING HIS HANDS ON THE TABLE,
AND SAYING, “BYE-BYE.” (LAUGHTER)
NOW HERE’S THE THING WITH “BYE- BYE,” THERE’S NO REAL
INTIMIDATING WAY TO SAY, “BYE- BYE.” “GOODBYE,” FINE. BUT YOU CAN’T GO, “SCREW YOU! BYE-BYE…”
(LAUGHTER) THEN, VICE PRESIDENT MIKE PENCE
WAS ALSO IN THAT MEETING YESTERDAY, AND HE DENIES ALL THE
REPORTS OF TRUMP’S RUDE, ERRATIC BEHAVIOR. IN FACT, PENCE SAID THE
PRESIDENT ACTUALLY DID SOMETHING NICE. TAKE A LOOK.>>WELL THE PRESIDENT WALKED
INTO THE ROOM AND PASSED OUT CANDY. IT’S TRUE. (LAUGHTER)
>>James: IT’S NEVER A GOOD THING WHEN THE PERSON DEFENDING
YOU USES THE PHRASE, “PASSED OUT CANDY.” (LAUGHTER)
“HE DIDN’T LURE ANYONE INTO HIS VAN. HE WAS JUST PASSING OUT CANDY.” (LAUGHTER)
AND THEN TODAY, PRESIDENT TRUMP WENT TO TEXAS TO VISIT THE
BORDER BETWEEN THE UNITED STATES AND MEXICO. AND IF YOU THINK THAT IT WAS TO
GET MEXICO TO FINALLY PAY FOR HIS WALL, YOU’RE WRONG, BECAUSE
HE SAID THIS AS HE WAS LEAVING ON HIS TRIP. TAKE A LOOK. (AUDIENCE REACTS)
>>James: SO WHAT HE’S SAYING IS, “YOU KNOW THAT THING I SAID
THOUSANDS OF TIMES? I NEVER SAID THAT.” YOU KNOW, FOR A MAN WHO’S NOT
BIG ON EXERCISE, TRUMP SURE KNOWS HOW TO BACKPEDAL. YOU KNOW? (LAUGHTER)
(APPLAUSE) TO BE FAIR TO TRUMP, HE WENT ON
TO SAY THAT HE NEVER SPECIFICALLY SAID MEXICO WOULD
PAY FOR THE WALL WITH A SINGLE ACTUAL CHECK. AND YOU KNOW WHAT, HE’S RIGHT,
HE DIDN’T SAY THAT… ACCORDING TO “THE WASHINGTON
POST,” HE WROTE IT DOWN WHILE HE WAS CAMPAIGNING IN A MEMO
TITLED, “COMPELLING MEXICO TO PAY FOR THE WALL,” WHICH WAS
POSTED TO HIS CAMPAIGN WEBSITE, TRUMP WROTE THAT MEXICO WOULD,
“MAKE A ONE-TIME PAYMENT OF $5 TO $10 BILLION.” AGAIN, LET’S GIVE TRUMP THE
BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT. MAYBE INSTEAD OF A CHECK, HE
MEANT VENMO. (LAUGHTER)
MAYBE. MOVING ON, DID YOU GUYS SEE
THIS? FRONTIER AIRLINES IS NOW MAKING
HEADLINES AFTER TAKING THE UNUSUAL STEP OF ASKING
PASSENGERS TO START TIPPING THEIR FLIGHT ATTENDANTS. YEAH, WHAT INDEED MADAME,
EXACTLY. (LAUGHTER)
FRONTIER FLIGHT ATTENDANTS SAY THE MOST VALUABLE TIP THEY’VE
RECEIVED SO FAR IS TO GO WORK FOR ANOTHER AIRLINE. FRONTIER AIRLINES WANTS YOU TO
TIP. NOT TO BE OUTDONE, SPIRIT
AIRLINES WANTS YOU TO KICK IN FOR GAS MONEY. (LAUGHTER)
HOW DO YOU TIP A FLIGHT ATTENDANT? WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED
TO BE, LIKE, “BRETT, THESE PEANUTS ARE TO DIE FOR, AND THE
WAY YOU POURED A CAN OF GINGER ALE INTO THIS FLIMSY PLASTIC
CUP? MWAH!”
(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE) AND FINALLY, WE HAD TO SHOW YOU
THIS. A NEWS ANCHOR IN AUSTRALIA WENT
VIRAL RECENTLY AFTER VIEWERS NOTICED SHE WAS WEARING A TOP
THAT CREATED THE ILLUSION OF WELL, SEE IF YOU CAN SPOT IT. (AUDIENCE REACTS)
DO YOU SEE IT? YOU’LL KNOW WHEN YOU’VE SEEN IT,
BECAUSE YOU CAN’T IT, YOU REALLY SEE ANYTHING ELSE. (LAUGHTER)
LISTEN, SOME PEOPLE WEAR THEIR HEART ON THEIR SLEEVE, AND SOME
PEOPLE WEAR IT DOESN’T MATTER… NOW, EVERYONE ONLINE SAID IT
LOOKED LIKE A PENIS. I DON’T GET IT, ALL I SEE IS AN
UPSIDE-DOWN MIKE PENCE. (LAUGHTER)
DOESN’T IT? THIS HAS GONE SO VIRAL, EVEN
NEWS ANCHORS HERE IN THE UNITED STATES HAVE JUMPED IN ON THE
TREND. TAKE A LOOK.>>I’M LESLEY STAHL.>>I’M BILL WHITAKER. MINUTES.”

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Reader Comments

  1. bluepixie25

    "Passed out candy," because his fat ass always has candy in his pockets. Is that what Pence would call it when Agent Orange THREW candy at Chancellor Angela Merkel? Fucking morons, the lot of them!

  2. Vanessa Robinson

    As soon as pelosi and shum agree with the funding for the wall , the government workers will get paid and be back to work , think people Trump is not the one holding this process up , he needs the funding very simple , Mexico won't hand over the check to fund the wall so he has to find the funding elsewhere , Mexico will pay eventually …and again he has had nothing to do with the bloody RUSSIANS …FAKE NEWS

  3. EliteLenny

    Mexico: "We won't pay for the wall."
    U.S.A.: "Really? Who will?"
    Canada: "Maybe we would. Someone said we got a lot more illegal immigrant entries into your careless country."
    U.S.A.: "Then the Orange Wig of a president is to blame. That's Trump for ya, not knowing the difference from South Border to South Border in Canada."

  4. Sonia Barreno

    I think Mexico would agree to pay for the wall if we can keep inside of that wall all the racist, bigots and Trump supporters… Dunno, just a thought.

  5. Rickey Walters

    Mexico will pay for the WALL. Government ICE is better then Columbia cocaine from Mexico. Control my mind, make me think you're drugging me when you actually alter my thoughts. Make me a sex addict to all the un wanted women for I will love them ALL

  6. BirdArvid

    Yes, James, a lot has happened, but you still have a really bad stylist. Fire him/her, and go buy a suit a size larger; you'll look better. Trust me; I know..

  7. 11I1I11I

    The racist Republican politicians hated Obama, because he was black, and strongly believed he was Muslim, so they spited him every chance they got. They shut down the government in 2013 and their excuse was Democrats wanted too much money. In 2018, they want $5.7 billion for fencing alone, like that's not spending too much. The majority of Americans are not racist, but the Republicans politicians sure are. Democrats passed a Republican bill to reopen government a couple of days ago, and the Senate blocked it. There's not a single communist representative, just "tax and spend" liberals, but every Democrat is now labeled a commie. The GOP does not represent Republican citizens anymore. They represent corporations/monopolies and the alt-right.

  8. Brian Holmes

    This is as fake as the news gets. They cut off the video right where Trump explained what he meant. Fucking pathetic. SHOW THE WHOLE VIDEO, DAMNIT

  9. naomi tay

    I.dont like the idea that everyone who wanna. e famous , he already know what to do , just make fun and insult the president of USA by the way I'm not American and never been there but if the majority of American citizens voted for him they did for a reason, what I'm trying to say.is what's wrong with those comedians did they forget that trump became president by most of Americans voted for so insulting him u insulting the people who saw him that he.is the right guy for them to the president of them country, just slow it down its not funny at all love.from Africa

  10. Владимир Ломаев

    why wouln't you just listen to what president says, if he says he didn't ever say about Mexico would pay for the wall, then it must be true

  11. hobbicles28

    Good goddesses.
    Trump has no self awareness.
    He has daily twitter-tantrums.
    And Shutting down the government because he wants a wall, no tantrum there.
    It all "hunky keen" to Mr. Wheel Wall.
    Lol

  12. den o

    I'm so glad that the USA has kept this fat, talentless twat Corden. President Trump is one of the best Presidents the USA has ever had. He will stroll into the Whitehouse in 2020 when you consider the no marks going up against him.

  13. Richard Smart

    Twenty-Fifth Amendment, anyone?

    Or, shall we just hope for another Lee-Harvey Oswald, John Wilkes Booth, Leon Czolgosz or Charles Guiteau?

  14. New Mason

    I hate tipping. It’s stupid. Establishments should pay their workers higher wages. Other countries look at you crazy if you tip. Certain areas see it as a sign of disrespect due to it being “pity” money

  15. Jeffrey Morton

    Rather than being disparaged for currently having a train wreck of a presidency, America should be applauded for having elected the first mentally-challenged President ever in its history. Its so wonderful that Americans are so inclusive to all sorts that we would even elect an obviously narcissistic in-bred, retarded, half-witted simpleton to man the wheel of the greatest military power on Earth. Kudos to American ethos and our drooling Commander-in-Chief!

  16. w. scott Hamilton

    Congress needs to hold the President to his campaign word that Mexico will pay for the wall.It is one of the reasons he won;and his supporters should be holding him to his word!!!!!!!!!!.

  17. Jack Rheiner

    Why does anyone think this guy is FUNNY???? Also, these folks that talk about being from Texas and there isn't a crisis, come visit the Rio Grande Valley for awhile. You obviously don't have a CLUE. If you live north, you really don't know what you are talking about because your sheltered from what is going on.

  18. Sweet Raw Healing

    ❗️❗️Do people realize that there is a LOT more going on in the US and worldwide? It's The Cabal and the Deep State thats the actual problem. People need to do some research about Q (#QAnon) and the members of the Cabal. Mainstream media is controlled by the "Elite" and they want you to stay asleep. What occurred is that a group that called themselves as Q began posting real-time takedown of the Deep State on anonymous online image boards (8chan). And these take-dows and mass-arrests by The Alliance and white-hat groups will at some point go viral and will be shown internationally. ❗️❗️

  19. Voice of knowledge

    Charge every car not driven by an American $20.00 to enter our southern border and 5 bucks for every non American pedestrian and the wall and wall maintenance will be paid for. We charge folks to enter our national and state parks and to cross our bridges, why not for entering the country?

  20. skinz

    HEY JAMES WHY DONT YOU REMOVE YOU LOCKS OFF YOUR DOOR AND JUST HAVE AN OPEN BORDER FOR ANY ONE TO COME IN AND HELP THEM SELVES TO A HOT MEAL OR A BED FOR THE NIGHT??? HYPOCRITE

  21. Ragoo Sixtythree

    Simple math bro. Illegals immigrants are costing America approx $75 billion a year in community services (food, health & crime) Not to mention cost for highway and public education. Building the wall costs $5 billion saving America $70 billion a year. Indirectly, Mexico will pay for the wall because 80% of Mexico economy comes from White America. Mexico will have $0 money if the whites stop hiring toilet cleaners in the words of LA Mayor Villaregosa.

  22. Finance Insider

    FAIR PROPOSAL:
    Why can't we fix the asylum process by having people apply through US satellite/pseudo-embassies within their own country, attend a court hearing where they must supply evidence of their claim and get granted/denied based on the testimonies they can prove?

    ..It would also make the process more fair having representatives and officials to such agencies stationed there for appointed terms, given that they can get first-hand experience of the realities faced in those nations, as geography does tend to be a constraint.

    If they have their asylum granted, the means of travel should still be left up to them, so as to encourage taking refuge among the safer neighboring nations rather than presumptuously trekking to the US for opportunities they mistakenly believe are guaranteed.

    We can rent facilities in the foreign nation, grant powers through their own judges to uphold the process and pay their citizens whom are selected to take on much of these tasks so that it is easier to find candidates that know and understand the culture.

    I think it would also serve a latent benefit, as the growing number of asylum claims in any nation can be reported to their leadership, which very well may fill them with enough envy to do something about their own people they govern so that they aren't being shown up by our efforts.

    I want this as part of immigration reform to complement our efforts in strengthening our border security.

  23. John Poirier

    What a bunch of bull. Not what happened. Liberal idiots get things news from some dumb comedian. Mexico did pay for the wall in the trade deal. Start paying attention.

  24. Zachry Yinch

    if you can do better maybe next time you run yourself….you leftist has made false criticism against the the president on everything…..well i got to tell you this at least he has the guts to do something not like other previous presidents who make promises then when he comes to keep them they change their mind……

  25. rose rangel

    Just my opinion, but I see no point in the wall. Also I feel like Trump has something against Mexico, because that's apparently the only place he doesn't want connected with the US. He can talk about any other country and not have a problem. He has associated with North Korea to stop war but I believe he is the type to back stab anyone and anything. So he might actually cause war😵
    Let me know what you think….

  26. LydiaMay Richey

    Think outside the box. I NEVER thought Mexico would hand us a check. We will make money off of Mexico, it has already started with getting rid of NAFTA. What we SAVE in keeping them out will pay for the wall, year 1 and then the rest we can put to our debt. If you watch OAN they are keeping a clock like debt record, starting just with 2019, showing what the illegals are costing us.

  27. Steve Terry

    I can remember when James Corden was a half capable UK sitcom actor, now he's a just a dollar grabbing libertard mouthpiece
    what's the matter cant US MSM find their own gobshite libertards? Or is it US democraps think if propaganda is spoken by a foreigner it somehow has a greater value

  28. J Vincent

    Visiting Canada from the UK a few years ago we stopped during our long road journey into the mountains for lunch at a restaurant. Finishing, we left cash and moved to the door. But the waitress called us back and said that in Canada it was customary to tip. I suggested that a good tip would be not to embarrass her foreign customers in future.

  29. NapéWaštéWiŋ

    I flew on Frontier airlines one time, I had just been released from Nebraska's Frontier County Jail for possesion of some weed. The trifling amount of 5.5 tons. I had a smashing hangover, it was a short flight from North Platte to Colorado Springs, a flight of a little over three hundred miles – through a thunder storm and we had to stop along the way three times! I was not having a good flight and the woman across the isle noticed. She handed me a newspaper and said, "here, read this and it will distract you from the flight." Nice, I thought and as I opened the paper to focus on it, I noticed it was the National Inquirer with a big spread on the front page of……yes, you guessed right – A FRICKING PLANE CRASH!
    At one stop to pick up more passangers, two guys got on, one saying to the other, "Shit, I told her to never book us on this airline again!"

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