Everything was better before. Whew! Didn’t play for a long time. Uhm… yeah, have fun.
– Yeah, you too! Um… okay… then… I set these two… Yeah, and then it’s your move. Okay, I draw… Then, I play Dragon Shrine… …may put this in, special summon. Effect. Special Summon. Effect. Search for this. Go into link. Electrum. Electrum effect. Instant Fusion. Another Link monster. Effect, can special summon. Go in with this. Then I copy the other’s effect… And I can do 4000 damage, and 4000 damage…
and that’s game. Good game! Huh? W-what!? HUH? T-Tha- N-no, no, this can’t be. I mean… What’s up with that? What happened to Yu-Gi-Oh!? Everything was better before, really. Your turn.
– Okay. Draw. Terrortop. Effect. Attack. Wanna do something? Negate. – Yeah.
And effect Whiptail. Attack. Banished. And: attack, attack, attack, and… attack and chain, chain… gg. what? I understood NOTHING! Draw. Then… Plushfire. Hmh.
– Effect. Battle Phase. Attack. Negate.
– Yeah… And that’s game. Nice game! yea. MST on set. Good.
– Set, set… Dai Grepher, effect. Set… your turn. Well, come on. What do you wanna do? gg. Denko Sekka. Then… this. Effect. Effect. Effect. Effect, Brionac. Search. Effect. Effect, can destroy this. gg, that’s game. Seriously? Draw.
– Mhm. Card destruction. Okay. Five new cards for me. Then… effect. Special summon. Effect. Special summon. Effect, destroy.
– Okay… Effect! Summon… Redox.
Effect Redox. Then… effect. Banish… banish… Effect, attack, game.
What did you have set? yea. Hey, you know what? This time, you may begin. – Alright! I draw. Yeah, and then you may play. Hey, how can you still play Yu-Gi-Oh! with that? the fuq? Yeah… gg. No! *laugh* What? Play Swap Frog… discard, can special summon… Effect. Can get a Water monster. Then I normal summon… this. Effect, search for a frog. And again, again, effect, effect, effect, effect, effect, effect, effect, effect, effect, effect… effect, effect, effect, effect. Then I activate Mass Driver Cannon. Effect. And… can banish one, special summon and effect. Effect, effect, effect, effect, effect, effect, effect, effect, effect, effect, effect, effect, effect, effect, effect, effect, effect, effect, effect, effect and game. Heavy Storm. – Yup. Reinforcements for the Army.
– Mhm. Stratos effect. Destiny Draw. Effect Malicious. Emergency Teleport.
– Okay. Synchro for eight… Stardust Dragon. Emergency Teleport. Krebons. Synchro for six. Goyo Guardian.
Got three dark. Special. – Yup.
Got three dark. Special. Effect. Destroy.
– Yah… And Battle Phase. Direct, direct, direct.
That’s game. I draw.
– Mhm. Charge of the Lightbrigade. Mill 3.
– Yup. That’s… good. Yup.
– Then… Charge of the Lightbrigade. I have four different in grave.
– Yo. 1000. Destroy everything. Okay… Wulf.
– Of course! Special.
– Yah. Wulf. Summon this. Summon that. Attack directly. Seriously. Dude. What’s up with that? Activate Foolish Burial. Put Disc Commander in there. Then, I activate Destiny Draw.
– ‘kay. Activate Heavy Storm.
– Tch, yeah. Activate Premature Burial.
Can draw two cards. Then I special summon Spell Striker. Tribute for Raiza, back onto your deck. – Yup! Then, direct attack… and it’s your turn. Crush Card Virus.
All monsters with 1000 or more ATK are destroyed. Yep, all go to the graveyard. Yeah, then it’s your move! I draw. Destiny Draw.
– Yeah. Malicious effect.
– Mhm. Direct.
Your turn. Crush Card Virus. My turn? ya. Direct.
– Mmhmmm. Just 100 life points more, okay?
Just 100 life and I can defini- see? I can still do-
– Yup, okay. Is it my turn?
– Yes… yeeeesss… LLDS, attack.
– yes, okay.
Effect, negate. yaaaaaaa… Set a monster… and two Traps, and then it’s your turn. Draw. Giant Trunade. ya. Cyber Dragon.
– Mhm. Cyber-Stein, effect. Special summon a Cyber Twin Dragon.
– Okay. Have fewer life points than you. Megamorph.
– Pff, okay.
– Direct. Direct, direct. Game MST. Of course.
– And attack, your monster is destroyed. Okay.
– Main Phase 2, Swords of Revealing Light. Your turn. Exiled Force. Destroyed. Direct attack and set. Your turn. D. D. Assailant. Ring of Destruction. Direct. Your turn.
– Okay. Attack, banished. Direct. Your move. Play this.
– Yup. Attack.
– Yup. My turn?
Yeah. Attack, banish. Direct.
– Yeah. Painful Choice. I show you five monsters. You can select one.
– Then I choose this one.
Yup. Goes to my hand, rest goes to the grave. Mhm. Then I activate Charity.
– ‘kay. Discard Serpent and Jinzo. Then I play Monster Reborn, get Jinzo back. Then… I special summon BLS (Black Luster Soldier). Will banish… these two. Then I special summon Chaos Emperor Dragon.
– What? By banishing these two. Then I normal summon this. Battle Phase, attack.
– Okay. Can attack again. Direct, direct, direct. gg. Great, then… I’ll set a monster and…
a Spell or Trap and then it’s your turn. Draw. MST your card.
– ‘kaaay. Delinquent Duo, pay 1000, steal this.
You must discard another. Okay… Then, Confiscation. I can see your hand and may discard one of your cards. Forceful Sentry, shuffle that card into your deck. What? Your move. Stop! Drop Off. You have to discard. What!? Uh then, I flip it in attack position.
– Ring of Destruction. Destroyed. Your turn. Direct attack. You cannot draw. Your turn. Yeah… then you go. Monster Reborn. Uuuuuh… Get your Djinn, attack directly, you may not draw. Yeah. Your turn. Ey… the fuq…
– Attack. You cannot draw. Your turn.
– Yeah… you go. Direct. You cannot draw. okay. I AM GONE! Alright, you go first. Set a monster… Spell and Trap, you go. Set, set, go. Draw. Tribute this… for that.
– Yeah, yeah. Attack.
– Effect, back to your hand. Huh. You go. Draw.
Normal summon, direct attack. Yeah.
– Go. Draw. Set 1. You go. Draw. Tribute summon. Destroy it.
– Yeah yeah.
Hm. Your turn. Draw. Summon this. Destroyed. Thanks to TCG Atzenjens for the cards.